Failed Rhyme: "Recipe for Koch Libertarian John Birch Stew"

Suggested mantra while preparing this stew, "Only the strong need survive."

Start with putting into a large pot,
As much social Darwinian stock that can be got,

Add a bit of medieval "free market" hocus-pocus,
Throw in big chunks of "Liberty" mumbo-jumbo.

Next, dip your 'Dirty Harry' in for thirty seconds,
Safely hide it back in your breeches.

Beckon all addicts,
"Jump in the stew."

Dash in gullible Kansas Progs,
Bring to a slow boil.

Wrap up in bunting colored Red, White and Blue.
Alert everybody, "You can be rich, too."

Serve it up to the Masters' table,
Hurl the bones to the servants vicinity.
The leftovers charitably, to the sick outside.

Demand all take "personal responsibility."

Doesn't smell like Koch Libertarian John Birch Stew?

"It's your own fault."

The stock was soured, all Libertards know, "You can be rich, too.".